Hipster kid struggling to open a bag of Twizzlers
Fat women reading People magazine
Chinese men sorting receipts
Fit women listening to podcasts
Heart disease and lung disease everywhere
Most in wheelchairs are elderly
Many oblivious to others
Few courteous and communal
That dad can’t be giving off pissy gazes when he lets his daughter wear Daisy Dukes
That one’s neck is shaped by raves and pillows